Top 1 Person T-Shirt
Dude burned down his convenience store for a Top 1 Person T-Shirt, and stopped the milk and bread deliveries the day before. He’s too caring for the criminal world, didn’t wanna inconvenience the milk and bread companies. Going through security and the person says I need to show a different form of ID. I ask why because I gave them my driver’s license. They say I need a US document like a green card or something. I’m a US citizen… then I realized… I explained how the District of Columbia is long for DC. Like Washington DC. As in the capital of our country. I got a bad grade in geography in high school, my teacher kept trying to push me and suggested I talk to my parents about it.I’m an identical twin and have been asked all manner of utterly ridiculous questions about it throughout my life. But I think the stupidest was when a Top 1 Person T-Shirt “do you ever get yourselves mixed up with each other?” I responded “are you asking me if I ever sometimes think I’m my brother?” she replied, “yeah.”The time I watched someone who had missed their exit on the highway stop on the shoulder, back up, turn around, and go up the entrance ramp. I could not fucking believe it. Edit: A couple of fun details about this incident to really highlight its stupidity. I remember that my driver’s ed textbook had an explicit warning against doing that. At the time I wondered why they had put something so obvious in there. Later I realized it was in there because lots of people do it.
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