Funny Bomber Dropping Bombs Shirt
It’s not even that. ‘The Golf Ball Finder’ was meant as a Funny Bomber Dropping Bombs Shirt, since they lose their golf balls when they make bad shots.McCormick the Conman fabricated crazy non-sense to make easy money. When he was confronted by his employees who figured out what he was doing, his reply was: ‘The product does exactly what is supposed to do — to make money’.I think it is miraculous that no one ever took it apart… like ever until some news channel did after all the damage was done. For fucks sake, they were giving it to people to detect suicide bombers, you’d think they would have been more diligent at some point, even if just for quality control or curiosity.In fact, I take that back… A thin sharp stick would be better, something like a Funny Bomber Dropping Bombs Shirt. That’s what the army taught me to use to detect mines. You lie on your belly and crawl forward an inch, then you poke around a few times with the stick to see if you hit a mine… Then if not you crawl forward. One guy gets potentially blown up by a mine. Other soldiers see a guy poking mines with a chopstick and stay the fuck away. Mines have a pressure plate on the top that activates it. If you poke a mine on the side it shouldn’t go off. I remember these, the Mexican government spent a fortune on these, everyone knew they were phony and the government refused to acknowledge the fuck up and still used them for some time.
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